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file this one under HOLY FUCKING SHIT. - don't let the bastards grind you down.
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file this one under HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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chaos4675 From: chaos4675 Date: July 11th, 2003 06:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Day 1
Son: Mom, I'm pissing flies
Mom: Go to your room

Day 2
Son: Mom, really a fly came out of my penis
Mom: I've had enough of that, go to your room

Day3
(shows mom his ability to piss flies)
Son: Look bitch, do you believe me now. I'm fucking lord of the flies. PHEAR ME!
Mom: (Screaming) HOLYSHIT!!! (passes out)

Ok, so it probably didn't happen like that, but anyway that's pretty fucked up.
katsby From: katsby Date: July 11th, 2003 11:53 am (UTC) (Link)
that is the most utterly disturbing story i've seen in.... a long time...
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