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so what the fuck is it with florida being the nexus of infection diseases? - don't let the bastards grind you down.
taumeson
taumeson
so what the fuck is it with florida being the nexus of infection diseases?
I mean, come on now....

For the past few years we've had West Nile.
Earlier this year we had SARS.
Just now we have suspected Monkeypox.

Now, FL is a big state. BUT THEY'RE ALL CENTRALIZED ON THE COUNTY WHERE I LIVE.

I live in Sarasota.

West Nile? Found in Sarasota and Charlotte counties.
Monkeypox? Suspected in Sarasota county.
SARS? Found in Pasco and Lee counties. Pasco is 3 counties north, Lee is 3 counties south.

Holy hell. Hey, dumb Floridian! STOP BEING A DUMBASS AND ACTUALLY WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS ONCE IN A WHILE.
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wiffler From: wiffler Date: June 12th, 2003 08:18 am (UTC) (Link)
A suspected case of MonkeySARS has shown up in NJ.
swolfe From: swolfe Date: June 12th, 2003 08:58 am (UTC) (Link)
could it be the climate? florida is about as close to a tropical rain forest as we get. maybe all the moisture...

heh, moist...that's a funny word...
elizpeebs From: elizpeebs Date: June 12th, 2003 10:03 am (UTC) (Link)
do you think it has something to do with the fact everyone moves to the south?? everyone that i seem to meet is from the north or another country.(esp. when i visit jason in miami)
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