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long drive, fast car, loud music, no evie, + me=weird thoughts - don't let the bastards grind you down.
taumeson
taumeson
long drive, fast car, loud music, no evie, + me=weird thoughts
so, heard some good music tonight. "minerva" by the deftones...twice. "angry white boy polka" by weird al (believe it or not), "bottom of the bottle" by...whoever.

so here's my weird thought. next chance i get to curse at somebody and call them names, i'm going to pick the weirdest body part i thought of:

"dude, fuck off, that's stupid! you're such a vulva"

hmm... weird. after that, i'll use "vas deferens" .... i'd work in "islets of langerhans" but that's a little too long.

greg, what the hell did that little gypsy boy say? "i'll take your family on my cock?" what is that in italian?

i'll take your family on my cock...damn, little boy...to paraphrase veggie tales, "you disgrace the proud name of gypsy...oh wait, maybe not."
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ferricide From: ferricide Date: May 20th, 2003 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
i'll take your family on my cock?
that's pretty good.

one time the guy who runs http://www.the-magicbox.com told my friend who wrote in complaining about the rampant innacuracy and general poor quality of the site, told him "you are full mouth of shit!" which is pretty classic. =)
tamisevens From: tamisevens Date: May 21st, 2003 07:08 am (UTC) (Link)
hey hey hey...

there are already enough insults about women's body parts (cunt, twat, "acting like a girl"), there's no need to go making up new ones.

swolfe From: swolfe Date: May 21st, 2003 03:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

i didn't realize women had a "vas deferens" ;)
christy_p From: christy_p Date: May 21st, 2003 05:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
i think she was referring to the vulva comment.

from memory, it sure does seem that the more vulgar comments refer to female "parts"...maybe I'm just partial...who knows.

:/

area_man From: area_man Date: May 21st, 2003 12:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

Gypsie sprach...

Ha ha...that's a great one. It's not italian though, it's Romanian.

luatiasi familia en pula = I'll take your whole family on my cock.

I like how irrespective of gender or even species that swear is. For example, do you have a favorite pet (a dog perhaps) that you consider part of the family? Well, I'm takin' it on my cock! Grandma? Grandpa? They're hoppin' on too!
thewretchedpoet From: thewretchedpoet Date: August 2nd, 2003 12:56 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gypsie sprach...

*falls over laughing*
area_man From: area_man Date: August 2nd, 2003 01:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gypsie sprach...

there goes another one....
thewretchedpoet From: thewretchedpoet Date: August 2nd, 2003 08:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gypsie sprach...

You shouldn't be so damn funny.

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