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know what i forgot to mention about disney world? my mom and i… - don't let the bastards grind you down.
know what i forgot to mention about disney world? my mom and i didn't have any cash on us...we figured, come on, this is disney world, they gotta take plastic for parking.

they don't take plastic for parking.

i said to the guy "come on, we don't have cash...this is disney world, we were just gonna do plastic"

he said "well, that's the only thing i can't take...i can take traveller's checks, disney dollars, candian money, etc., but not credit cards

"but i'll tell you what....do you know all 7 dwarves?"

my mom and i looked at each other, kinda in a moment of panic "crap..a solution, and we don't know the answer!!" my mom said "sleepy.." and i started in with "sleepygrumpydocdopeysneezy...uh....bashful!!!!!....uh....." and then my mom, out of no where, goes "HAPPY!!!" and boom!

free parking at disney world. pretty nifty start to the day.
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From: ludic_eros Date: April 9th, 2003 09:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Haha...cute story. :)
wiffler From: wiffler Date: April 9th, 2003 09:56 am (UTC) (Link)
leave it to Disney to force the public to memorize it's propaganda and reward it's followers
area_man From: area_man Date: April 9th, 2003 10:54 am (UTC) (Link)

Fuck Disney

I agree with 2-Pac. That little tidbit made me want to vomit.
ferricide From: ferricide Date: April 9th, 2003 11:46 am (UTC) (Link)
well, at least you weren't parked at the washington monument and they made you swear a pledge to the war in iraq!

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