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Dear Thief at the Chili's of Brandon, - don't let the bastards grind you down.
Dear Thief at the Chili's of Brandon,
Many thanks for finding my wife's purse carelessly looped on the back of her chair. I was at first astounded at how you managed to get it all the way off, but she mentioned how it sticks up a little on the corner and that's what it was hanging on.

I can only surmise that you saw a pregnant lady sitting next to her rambunctious 5 year old daughter and thought "score!". How lucky it was for you, then, that she had an entire week's pay in cash in her wallet. Some people, who aren't saving for a new baby and didn't just buy a house a few months ago, and well, who didn't just get into a car accident...they'd be able to simply shrug off the theft of $300 in cash. I don't know any of those people, frankly, but I'm sure they exist.

My family, however, well, we have bills to pay. $300 dollars is a car payment, or a car insurance payment, or a TECO payment, you know? Responsible citizens, those people whom scum like you prey on, well, they have uses for the money they bring home. Furthermore, you singlehandedly have told my pregnant wife that she busted her ass as a waitress for a whole week for NOTHING. That's a form of power I don't think you deserve. And I know nobody deserves to be robbed.

So, like our president, I'm kind of a bad Christian. I hope you fucking choke and go to Hell, and even if I don't get a single cent back, I'd love to know who you are so I can fucking punch you in the throat and glare at you as you choke on your own blood.
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taumeson From: taumeson Date: October 23rd, 2006 08:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, luckily, it was under the hostess stand. But still.
theguiltyparty From: theguiltyparty Date: October 23rd, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Was the money still in there or are you going to punch the hostess in the throat?? I'd hate to see you lose money but would love for the hostess to get a throat punch.
katsby From: katsby Date: October 24th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
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