Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.

Very few books near me have 18 pages. The 9th one has 1300.

"The following utilities are no longer installed by SQL Server 2000 Setup:"

Self-Paced Training Kit for Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Database Design and Implementation

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Couch. Kid.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Lion King 1 1/2. Otherwise, Arrested Development.

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.
7:30

Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
7:34

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV. Birds.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
hour ago. dumping the sand out of evie's shoes.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
reason magazine.

What are you wearing?
tshirt and pajamas

Did you dream last night?
Nope

When did you last laugh?
earlier today at the video store

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
prom poster kelly made. map of the world my mom made. puzzle my mom did, lots and lots and lots of evie artwork. spray-painting abstract space portrait.

Seen anything weird lately?
nah.

What do you think of this quiz?
better than the norm.

What is the last film you saw?
The Lion King 1 1/2

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
My parents homes