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so i'm watching the vagina monologues. this is pretty fucking… - don't let the bastards grind you down.
taumeson
taumeson
so i'm watching the vagina monologues.

this is pretty fucking STUPID.

"my vagina smells good already!" ah. i'm sorry, i thought that smell was dried blood, sweat, and urine. you don't want your pussy to smell like rain? i see... so you want it to be nice and dirty. there's a REASON women douche, am i right?

i get it, i get it. be proud to be a woman. be proud of how you are, and don't get taken in by all the hype. it's sort of deprogramming for women.

but it's STUPID. "mean cold duck lips". give me a fucking break. like female gynos don't use a speculum?

do you think proctologists are all nice to men? give me a fucking break. trust me, they're nicer to women then they are for men. there are implements for that too, you know.

if you don't want to wear thong underwear, then don't. i mean, the vagina monologues could be a two sentences.

"you're good how you are. don't get taken in by the hype"

"hate to see a woman having pleasure".

ah, you're insane, i see. give me a fucking break, all this faux empowerment. idiotic.
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careena From: careena Date: March 18th, 2004 11:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

no dissing of the vaginas!

Hey, man, douche is NOT a necessity. To douche is to bring nastiness upon oneself. Evolution designed the interior parts of the body to be self-cleaning. Do you need to stick a hose up your nose? No. A little cotton in the ear, and you're done.

People douche because they started and can't stop...the way my doctor explained it to me, once people start shooting vinegar and stuff in at high force, it becomes necessary. "dried blood, sweat, and urine?!" What kind of skanks have THAT?! If you run a clean ship, a la bathe once a day and don't have a yeast infection or STDs, the pussy is a clean place to be.
taumeson From: taumeson Date: March 19th, 2004 04:11 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: no dissing of the vaginas!

i'm not saying it's a necessity. i'm saying that her monologue about douche is tripe.

and i get the analogy. it's just like septic systems. they're not made to get pumped out constantly...but once you start, the bacteria count in them drops and you have to keep pumping them out. disgusting analogy, but apt.

don't have a yeast infection or STDs, the pussy is a clean place to be.

thank goodness. as a pretty hetero male, i'd be distraught if it wasn't, and as a single dad of a little girl, i'd be in trouble. but let me tell you, of all the vaginas i've had the honor of being up close and personal with, the ones that smelled "like fish" were some of the nastier ones. and you know how it's more pungent during your period?

My unit smells most pungently while I am bleeding. I think this is only partly the blood, because my vagina smells different during my period even if I use tampons or my swank rubber cup. Once I sniffed a tampon out of curiosity and it was freakily similar to the cliche tuna smell.

from "all about my vagina: smell" http://www.myvag.net/smell.shtml

so...i KNOW that it's not about douching, and that keeping yourself clean pretty much just requires running water. but when you respond "dried blood, sweat, and urine?!" What kind of skanks have THAT?! i have to kinda blankly stare at the screen and ask myself "what does she THINK the smell is?" sure, there are plenty of pussy juices that comprise the majority of the smell...i KNOW, i KNOW. but the "dirty" parts (i.e. the parts that could give a woman an infection, and also tend to stink her up) are blood, sweat, and urine.
dravenfrost From: dravenfrost Date: March 19th, 2004 12:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to entirely disagree with this post as well.
taumeson From: taumeson Date: March 19th, 2004 04:12 am (UTC) (Link)
what, for no reason?
dravenfrost From: dravenfrost Date: March 19th, 2004 05:41 am (UTC) (Link)
No, for several reasons, but I just don't know if I'm up for getting into a big conversation about it. I wanted to be another dissenting voice, just for the record though.
taumeson From: taumeson Date: March 19th, 2004 12:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
um, ok. you're already on permanent record as being against most of what i think, though.
swolfe From: swolfe Date: March 19th, 2004 05:10 am (UTC) (Link)
making no comment about what you've said and your opinions, i'd like to say that i also thought that the vagina monologues was about the stupidest thing ever. i mean, i only laughed like twice...

what? you mean it wasn't a stand-up act?
taumeson From: taumeson Date: March 19th, 2004 11:59 am (UTC) (Link)
you know, it's interesting. i don't know if it's supposed to be funny or not. i mean, it's certainly not stand-up, but there were a lot of times when people laughed at something i just found retarded.
tamisevens From: tamisevens Date: March 19th, 2004 08:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Most women don't douche. It's not good for a vagina, and most women under 30 years old know that. And I thought men knew that too?

All women smell/taste different all the time, from one day to the next. And while some days might be better than other days, it's never a reason to put some chemical up there to "freshen up." That's an oxymoron.

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