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story of my life. - don't let the bastards grind you down.
story of my life.
so i'm getting better at asking random women out.

me: hey, what's your name?
her: "rachel"
me: rachel, i just wanted to thank you for lending me a quarter earlier (gumball for evie, blah blah blah)
rachel: no problem
me: well, i can see you're busy, but i was just wondering if i could get your phone number, and we can go out some time.
rachel: oh...i have a boyfriend.
me: well, that's cool.

and of course, considering that was the worst answer she could have given me, i didn't really feel bad. word. she was very pretty, blonde, great shape, reading a novel while she was at work, actually.

but i had a hunch about something.

me: hey, how old are you anyway?
rachel: 16
me: fuck. i could have sworn you were at least 20. i gotta get better at this.
rachel: yeah.

come on...how funny is that?
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citizengwen From: citizengwen Date: March 11th, 2004 06:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! best story ever.

uh...i have a boyfriend. but i'm going to break up with him after prom...so totally.
swolfe From: swolfe Date: March 12th, 2004 05:07 am (UTC) (Link)
holy shit, dude...that's worse than my wawa girl story...
area_man From: area_man Date: March 12th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC) (Link)
I'll join the crowd: that was funny. By the way, great user pic!
christy_p From: christy_p Date: March 12th, 2004 11:09 am (UTC) (Link)
and they say guys don't want kids.

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